Nerdery And Puns

Dan, 29, currently residing in Portland. Writer, Actor, and self deprecator, and in that order on good days.

When it’s all said and done, I’m just a sentient pile of Lord of the Rings merchandise.

ludicolo:

sourcreammachine:

wiisagi-maiingan:

When a meme is representing the “bad/wrong” opinion with an image of a drooling person with a dented head, especially contrasted to white people with blonde hair and blue eyes, maybe it’s time to reconsider posting or reblogging it. Just a thought.

a proposal;

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t00thpasteface:

my roommate’s been having a ROUGH time with her calculus class and the horrible professor that teaches it so i was cooking some comfort carbs for her in the hall kitchen when she sees a guy in a batman costume for 0.5 seconds on the 2nd floor balcony above us. totally shocked her out of the bad mood for a minute. later on as she’s eating i ask her if she’s feeling better and she just sniffles and takes a bite of her buttermilk biscuit and in the saddest, most trembling voice she mumbles “i want batman to come back :(”

fatsexybitch:
“oneshortdamnfuse:
“ruffboijuliaburnsides:
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[ID: An article title from Pink News that reads “Ian McKellen calls asking for birth name ‘as irrelevant as asking for one’s birth weight’ and ‘as inappropriate as demanding details on...

fatsexybitch:

oneshortdamnfuse:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

based

[ID: An article title from Pink News that reads “Ian McKellen calls asking for birth name ‘as irrelevant as asking for one’s birth weight’ and ‘as inappropriate as demanding details on past trauma’ /End ID]

Ian McKellen, an Intellectual: THEY WERE BORN A BABY, YOU FOOL

hiveswap:

agrioxoiros:

hiveswap:

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It’s called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

i think a tree would probably bark

Blocked

bamsara:

bamsara:

i want. a little treat……pecan pie…………………………………….dr perpper.

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me being a southerner at 2am getting clocked by my midnight snack cravings

charlottan:

that canary stopped making noise but its so dark in here i cant find it to make sure its ok can someone light a match so i can look